Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch. Bunty: How's that possible? Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
Teacher: 5 Mein Se 5 Ghatane Par Kitne Bachenge? Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam? Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega? Pappu: Chole!!!
Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain...
Pappu: I love you. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Pappu: Nothing, sir. Principal: Exactly!